Teh Czar ov All Teh Flonkers wrote:
: I was busily flonking away in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
: when The Goddess Eris Herself suddenly made me reply to Slowhand
: Hussein:
:: On Fri, 19 Aug 2005 23:10:11 GMT, Teh Czar ov All Teh Flonkers wrote:
::: I was busily flonking away in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
::: when The Goddess Eris Herself suddenly made me reply to dave
::: hillstrom:
:::: On Fri, 19 Aug 2005 10:54:04 -0400, mimus wrote:
::::: On Fri, 19 Aug 2005 02:39:42 -0700, Slowhand Hussein wrote:
:::::: On Fri, 19 Aug 2005 01:31:05 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
::::::: On Tue, 02 Aug 2005 23:27:58 -0400, Crappo wrote:
:::::::
:::::::: there I SAID IT
:::::::
::::::: im more interested in ~why~ you said it.
:::::::
:::::: i'm all about the 'HOW'.
:::::
::::: How.
::::
:::: how!
:::
::: How?
::
:: meow.
: meow.
meow.
:
:
: A sad little top-poster with the nym of "Choirboy" once lamed:
:: Well, gee, coming from an asshole like *you* ...
:: ESAD, ya 'ho bitch.
:
: Please to be posting proof, you facile fridgemagnet.
: -- replied the Aussie rapier, aka fnord/Affinity, in Message-ID:
: <***@bigpond.com>
:
: Basically, the fundamental premises of religion are evil, ultimately
: authoritarian and amounting to "Might makes right", so when you run
: into people who are both religious and good, (a) they're good in
: spite of
: their religiosity and (b) don't cross their religiosity.
: -- mimus
:
: "I have a dream...that one day the whole world will know the joy of my
: nipples!" -- Stimpy
:
: "Bad stories are bad stories. We just call them as they are." --
: DBurns demonstrates his sheer cluelessness on Mar 9, 2002, at 6:25
: pm, in rec.arts.drwho
:
: "Gabrielle?! Monkey-man, you bring her back! You know, you two are
: beginning to irritate me with these obsessions of yours! Fish don?t
: just catch themselves!" -- Xena, "Fins, Femmes, & Gems" (64/318)
:
: "The meek shall inherit the earth -- 2' x ~6' x 6' of it."
:
: "Bernadette, you ignorant oaf.
: Bernadette, you brainless dullard.
: Bernadette, you feeble-minded wag.
: Bernadette, you blathering baboon.
: Bernadette, you babbling boor.
: Bernadette, you depraved dolt.
: Bernadette, you stinking slimeball.
: Bernadette, you yammering yak.
: Bernadette, you lily-livered lush.
: Bernadette, you hard-hearted hulk."
: -- Mother Be Strange gets very hard on herself, in
: Message-ID: <***@posting.google.com>
:
: "[Lurlean] would never dream of sleeping with a dog. The Bible's
: against it. You don't seem to care what the Bible says, so she
: thought maybe you gave that a try too -- in addition to sucking on
: Steve, letting him play with your butt, and having seven different
: lesbian lovers in our bed." -- Sistah Moonshine shocks a.p.h. with
: the revelation that she got it off with "Romaine Brooks", in
: Message-ID: <***@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>
:
: "I should have known my boss was evil when he
: called my jumping onto my chair to praise the Lord out loud
: 'inappropriate behavior.'" -- Sistah Moonshine: Oppressed Christian,
: in Message-ID: <***@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
:
: "I made a pact with the devil." -- Sistah Moonshine, from her dream
: diary, in Message-ID:
: <***@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>
:
: "If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, it's good enough for
: these U-nited States!" -- Sen. Helms, in a senate floor debate over
: bilingual education.)
:
: "*Yahoo! stinks* is pretty much axiomatic..." -- Me.
:
: "The policeman isn't there to create disorder, the policeman is there
: to preserve disorder" -- Mayor Richard Daley of Czechago, September
: 23, 1968
:
: "Moral: it's not a plot hole if two eyes and two brain cells can
: solve it." -- Keith Goodnight, in atbvs, on NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon,
: 03 Jun 2002 16:46:02 EDT
:
: "Kung fu's useful!"
:
: "One of the most embarrassing problems for the early
: nineteenth-century champions of the Christian faith was that not one
: of the first six presidents of the United States was an orthodox
: Christian." -- "The Annals of America: Great Issues in American Life:
: A Conspectus" by Mortimer J. Adler, Editor-in-chief, Chicago:
: Encyclopedia Britannica, 1968, Volume 2, page 420
:
: "The care of every man's soul belongs to himself. But what if he
: neglect the care of it? Well what if he neglect the care of his
: health or his estate, which would more nearly relate to the state.
: Will the magistrate make a law that he not be poor or sick? Laws
: provide against injury from others; but not from ourselves. God
: himself will not save men against their wills." -- Thomas Jefferson
:
: "As to Jesus of Nazareth, my opinion of whom you particularly desire,
: I think his System of Morals and his religion... has received various
: corrupting changes, and I have, with most present dissenters in
: England, some doubts as to his divinity; tho' it is a question I do
: not dogmatize upon, having never studied it, and think it needless to
: busy myself with
: it now, when I expect soon an opportunity of knowing the Truth with
: less trouble."
: -- From Benjamin Franklin's autobiography
:
: "The Religion then of every man must be left to the conviction and
: conscience of every man; and it is the right of every man to exercise
: it as these may dictate. ... Who does not see that the same authority
: which can establish Christianity, in exclusion of all other
: Religions, may establish with the same ease any particular sect of
: Christians, in exclusion of all other Sects?"
: -- James Madison, "Memorial and Remonstrance Against Religious
: Assessments"
:
: Economic Left/Right: -7.63
: Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38
: http://www.politicalcompass.org/
:
: "It's not nice to misrepresent Mother Nature" -- Feather
:
: "This bandwidth has been rescued from AOL." -- mimus
--
Steve Leyland
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Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
We are students of words; we are shut up in schools, and colleges, and
recitation rooms, for ten or fifteen years, and come out at last with a
bag of wind, a memory of words, and do not know a thing. - Ralph Waldo
Emerson
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"My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."
JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
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"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
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"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
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"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
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"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
Native American prophecy
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