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[Robert Scott Martin]

I swear on a stack of whole wheat bread that that's the truth,
and some stuff that's even better than the truth.

You'll swear on a stack of stuff that's better than whole wheat bread? Now
that's entertainment! And sweet bran fiber!

ALL HAIL DOCTROID KIBO
ALL FROGS DOCTRON CHEN
THE SKY WAS THE COLOR OF BROTHER BLUESCREEN
MASSAGASM NOW | KIBO IS NOISE KIBA IS SIGNAL
ASK ME ABOUT K a T e b u s
h

[unknown]

Post by Robert Scott Martin

I swear on a stack of whole wheat bread that that's the truth,
and some stuff that's even better than the truth.

You'll swear on a stack of stuff that's better than whole wheat bread? Now
that's entertainment! And sweet bran fiber!

you misspelled "brain fiber"

hth

Post by Robert Scott Martin
ALL HAIL DOCTROID KIBO
ALL FROGS DOCTRON CHEN
THE SKY WAS THE COLOR OF BROTHER BLUESCREEN
MASSAGASM NOW | KIBO IS NOISE KIBA IS SIGNAL
ASK ME ABOUT K a T e b u s
h

[Robert Scott Martin]

Post by unknown

Post by Robert Scott Martin
that's entertainment! And sweet bran fiber!

you misspelled "brain fiber"

ITIM "Brian Fiber" -- shout out to hsi wang mu!

Brain fiber, otoh, might help us play (kibo SWEARS on the stuff!) but it
does not prevent colon polyps.

Post by unknown
hth

Post by Robert Scott Martin
ALL HAIL DOCTROID KIBO
ALL FROGS DOCTRON CHEN
THE SKY WAS THE COLOR OF BROTHER BLUESCREEN
MASSAGASM NOW | KIBO IS NOISE KIBA IS SIGNAL
ASK ME ABOUT K a T e b u s
h

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"I'd feel a lot better about the president's handling of this global
nuclear brinksmanship if he could
actually pronounce the word nuclear."

you're not going to ASK ME ABOUT K a T e b u
s h?

[unknown]

Post by Robert Scott Martin
you're not going to ASK ME ABOUT K a T e b u
s h?

nope.

[Robert Scott Martin]

Post by Robert Scott Martin
you're not going to ASK ME ABOUT K a T e b u
s h?

nope.

smart move.

[unknown]

On Thu, 16 Jun 2005 18:21:39 -0700, Zapanaz

Post by Robert Scott Martin
you're not going to ASK ME ABOUT K a T e b u
s h?

nope.

i've grown out of that phase.

[Robert Scott Martin]

Post by unknown
i've grown out of that phase.

i think she has too.

--
ktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktk
t "ya want alchemy." - KATE BUSH t
k k
tktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktk

[Artemia Salina]

On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 01:26:40 +0000, Robert Scott Martin wrote:

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ktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktk
t "ya want alchemy." - KATE BUSH t
k k
tktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktk

Man, what a dumb-looking signature.

[Robert Scott Martin]

Post by Robert Scott Martin
ktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktk
t "ya want alchemy." - KATE BUSH t
k k
tktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktk
Man, what a dumb-looking signature.
--
0:-) 0:-) 0:-) 0:-) (-:0 (-:0 (-:0 (-:0
0:-) Artemia Salina (-:0
0:-) Fartknuck Extraordinare (-:0
0:-) 0:-) 0:-) 0:-) (-:0 (-:0 (-:0 (-:0

You're right, I had a little tab damage there and maybe some unnecessary
whitespace. New version attached.

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kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt k
t o "ya want A L C H E M Y !" o t
k k - K a T e B u s h k k
tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk t

[Artemia Salina]

Post by Robert Scott Martin

Post by Robert Scott Martin
ktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktk
t "ya want alchemy." - KATE BUSH t
k k
tktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktk
Man, what a dumb-looking signature.

You're right, I had a little tab damage there and maybe some unnecessary
whitespace. New version attached.
--
kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt k
t o "ya want A L C H E M Y !" o t
k k - K a T e B u s h k k
tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk t

No, that's not it. It needs... SOMETHING.

[unknown]

On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 12:57:15 -0400, Artemia Salina

Post by Artemia Salina

Post by Robert Scott Martin

Post by Robert Scott Martin
ktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktk
t "ya want alchemy." - KATE BUSH t
k k
tktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktktk
Man, what a dumb-looking signature.

You're right, I had a little tab damage there and maybe some unnecessary
whitespace. New version attached.
--
kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt k
t o "ya want A L C H E M Y !" o t
k k - K a T e B u s h k k
tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk t

No, that's not it. It needs... SOMETHING.

kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt k
/ \ / \
{ } { }
{ { } }
\ \ / /
\ Y /
.-"`"`"-.
,` `.
/ \
/ \
{ ;"";, }
{ /";`'`,; }
\{ ;`,'`;. /
{ }`""` } /}
{ } { // cyd
{||} { /
`"' `"'
Bunnies love kate bush

tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk t

[Otto Bahn]

Post by Robert Scott Martin

Post by Artemia Salina

Post by Robert Scott Martin
kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt k
t o "ya want A L C H E M Y !" o t
k k - K a T e B u s h k k
tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk t

No, that's not it. It needs... SOMETHING.

kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt k
/ \ / \
{ } { }
{ { } }
\ \ / /
\ Y /
.-"`"`"-.
,` `.
/ \
/ \
{ ;"";, }
{ /";`'`,; }
\{ ;`,'`;. /
{ }`"U"` } /}
{ } O { // cyd/-o-
{||} { /
O `"'OO `"'
Bunnies love kate bushO O so much they crap
on her O O O O O
tk tk tk tk tk tkOtk tk tk tk tk tk tk t
O O

IFYSFY.

--oTTo--

[Robert Scott Martin]

Post by Robert Scott Martin
kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt k
/ \ / \
{ } { }
{ { } }
\ \ / /
\ Y /
.-"`"`"-.
,` `.
/ \
/ \
{ ;"";, }
{ /";`'`,; }
\{ ;`,'`;. /
{ }`""` } /}
{ } { // cyd
{||} { /
`"' `"'
Bunnies love kate bush
tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk t

ALMOST!

--
kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt k
t t
k "ya want / \ / \ k
t alchemy?" { } { } t
k - KaTe { { } } k
t BUSH \ \ / / t
k \ Y / k
t O .-"`"`"-. t
k -|- ,` `. k
t | / \ t
k |/ / \ k
t |\ { ;"";, } t
k { /";`'`,; } k
t \{ ;`,'`;. / t
k USENET { }`""` } /} k
t NEVER { } { // cyd t
k 4EVER {||} { / k
t `"' `"' t
k k
tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk t

[Marc Goodman]

Post by Robert Scott Martin
you're not going to ASK ME ABOUT K a T e b u
s h?

Jorn Barger does this better than you.

[Robert Scott Martin]

Post by Marc Goodman
Jorn Barger does this better than you.

Wow, that infidel is still alive and still tracking the falconer and the
fake glass. This line is your PATH.

[Glitter Ninja]

Post by Marc Goodman

Post by Robert Scott Martin
you're not going to ASK ME ABOUT K a T e b u
s h?

Jorn Barger does this better than you.

My brane, she explode.

Stacia

[Robert Scott Martin]

Post by Glitter Ninja
My brane, she explode.

I hate to do spellig flames but this is xposted to at least two spellig
newsgroups. Did you mean to type "My brian, she explode?"

kth

[madge]

Post by Robert Scott Martin

Post by Glitter Ninja
My brane, she explode.

I hate to do spellig flames but this is xposted to at least two spellig
newsgroups. Did you mean to type "My brian, she explode?"
kth

I would refer you to goole, branes and multiverse and see where that leads
you.

BUT I SHAN'T

[Theresa Willis]

Post by Robert Scott Martin

Post by Glitter Ninja
My brane, she explode.

I hate to do spellig flames but this is xposted to at least two spellig
newsgroups. Did you mean to type "My brian, she explode?"

Brian is a BOY'S name.

[Artemia Salina]

Post by Theresa Willis

Post by Robert Scott Martin

Post by Glitter Ninja
My brane, she explode.

I hate to do spellig flames but this is xposted to at least two spellig
newsgroups. Did you mean to type "My brian, she explode?"

Brian is a BOY'S name.

So then I guess it's safe to say that Kate Bush is not named Brain?

[Theresa Willis]

On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 02:19:30 -0400, Artemia Salina

Post by Artemia Salina

Post by Theresa Willis

Post by Robert Scott Martin

Post by Glitter Ninja
My brane, she explode.

I hate to do spellig flames but this is xposted to at least two spellig
newsgroups. Did you mean to type "My brian, she explode?"

Brian is a BOY'S name.

So then I guess it's safe to say that Kate Bush is not named Brain?

Wait, you thought she was a mouse? I'm confused.

[Tim Chmielewski]

Post by Robert Scott Martin
you're not going to ASK ME ABOUT K a T e b u
s h?

What about her?

I know she has a lot of songs, but most people probably only know her
for one or two, plus that video clip where she pretended to be a young
boy with a creepy older actor.

Thanks.

[Robert Scott Martin]

Post by Tim Chmielewski

Post by Robert Scott Martin
you're not going to ASK ME ABOUT K a T e b u
s h?

What about her?
I know she has a lot of songs, but most people probably only know her
for one or two, plus that video clip where she pretended to be a young
boy with a creepy older actor.
Thanks.

Thanks for ASKING ME ABOUT K a T e b u
s h! You're right, that video clip with Bruce
Dern as the renegade psychiatrist Otto Dix is pretty creepy (especially
during those scenes where he's standing on a box to tower over KaTe) but
didn't she look great with short hair? It's about sexual repression. She
looks great in all her videos. I have a saying, "whenever I say KaTe,
rabbi, I'm saying God." She would probably call it bhaKTi yoga. I also
like the one where she fights Miranda Richardson, and the ones where she's
alluding to movies by Tony Powell and Mike Pressburger ("The Archers").
What is your favorite song by K a T e b u s
h? Do you think she will ever go on tour again?

ktktktktktktktktktktktktktkt
t o k
k |/ t
t |\ k
ktktktktktktktktktktktktktkt

[Tim Chmielewski]

Post by Robert Scott Martin

Post by Tim Chmielewski

Post by Robert Scott Martin
you're not going to ASK ME ABOUT K a T e b
u
s h?

What about her?
I know she has a lot of songs, but most people probably only know her
for one or two, plus that video clip where she pretended to be a young
boy with a creepy older actor.
Thanks.

Thanks for ASKING ME ABOUT K a T e b u
s h! You're right, that video clip with Bruce
Dern as the renegade psychiatrist Otto Dix is pretty creepy
(especially during those scenes where he's standing on a box to tower
over KaTe) but didn't she look great with short hair?

What was that one with the rain machine meant to be about? Was it an
acutal movie or what?

[Robert Scott Martin]

Post by Tim Chmielewski
What was that one with the rain machine meant to be about? Was it an
acutal movie or what?

Bruce Dern as Otto Dix used to be just a psychiatrist, but has invented a
rain machine that runs on radium to fight meteorological sexual
repression. He teaches young KaTe As A Boy (her mother is missing) how to
sit in the machine and manipulate the levers until the rain comes. Some
people would consider this a good and healthy thing, but the authorities
apparently think otherwise. As they're taking Bruce Dern away, KaTe As A
Boy runs up and manipulates the levers to make it rain all over their car
as it's driving off. Bruce Dern is happy. He has won. Meanwhile the
machine is irradiating all their stuff (making Boy KaTe's yo-yo glow, for
example), which makes Boy KaTe afraid. Maybe justifiably, although Bruce
Dern would probably just laugh it off. The crew apparently thought they
were filming a really long car commercial, but it was "just" a music
video. KaTe didn't actually make any movies until "The Line, The Cross &
The Curve" [TLTCTC or simply "/ + )"] with Miranda Richardson, where
Caribbean women smear her with melon juice to cure a midlife crisis that
not even regular performance of the qabalistic cross ritual could defeat!
And we all know how powerful the qabalistic cross ritual is, it's even in
the FAQ!

[John McHugh]

Post by Robert Scott Martin

Post by Tim Chmielewski
What was that one with the rain machine meant to be about? Was it an
acutal movie or what?

Bruce Dern as Otto Dix used to be just a psychiatrist, but has invented a
rain machine that runs on radium to fight meteorological sexual
repression. He teaches young KaTe As A Boy (her mother is missing) how to
sit in the machine and manipulate the levers until the rain comes. Some
people would consider this a good and healthy thing, but the authorities
apparently think otherwise. As they're taking Bruce Dern away, KaTe As A
Boy runs up and manipulates the levers to make it rain all over their car
as it's driving off. Bruce Dern is happy. He has won. Meanwhile the
machine is irradiating all their stuff (making Boy KaTe's yo-yo glow, for
example), which makes Boy KaTe afraid. Maybe justifiably, although Bruce
Dern would probably just laugh it off. The crew apparently thought they
were filming a really long car commercial, but it was "just" a music
video. KaTe didn't actually make any movies until "The Line, The Cross &
The Curve" [TLTCTC or simply "/ + )"] with Miranda Richardson, where
Caribbean women smear her with melon juice to cure a midlife crisis that
not even regular performance of the qabalistic cross ritual could defeat!
And we all know how powerful the qabalistic cross ritual is, it's even in
the FAQ!

As you seem to be quite the expert on the subject, I am loathe to
contradict, but I'm almost certain that the video Mr. Chmielewski
refrences was not actually a Kate Bush video, but merely Kate Bush
appearing in the video for The Utah Saints song "Something Good".

Hope this helps.

John

[Robert Scott Martin]

Post by John McHugh
As you seem to be quite the expert on the subject, I am loathe to
contradict, but I'm almost certain that the video Mr. Chmielewski
refrences was not actually a Kate Bush video, but merely Kate Bush
appearing in the video for The Utah Saints song "Something Good".

Same thing. Her tax planners advised her to repackage the footage that way
(through the "Utah Saints" shell) in order to keep the added sales off the
books. Bruce Dern was reportedly not happy, but who's he going to cry to,
the men in power? I STILL DREAM OF ALGERNON

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kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt kt k
t t
k "ya want / \ / \ k
t alchemy?" { } { } t
k - KaTe { { } } k
t BUSH \ \ / / t
k \ Y / k
t O .-"`"`"-. t
k -|- ,` `. k
t | / \ t
k |/ / \ k
t |\ { ;"";, } t
k { /";`'`,; } k
t \{ ;`,'`;. / t
k USENET { }`""` } /} k
t NEVER { } { // cyd t
k 4EVER {||} { / k
t `"' `"' t
k k
tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk t