john f winston
2005-06-14 15:44:21 UTC
Subject: Fix Me-Ups.
June 14, 2005.
Here are some old wifes tales that may just work.
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From: l Subject: Cur-s Message, "cu-es"
SHARING LIGHT, LEE GUILMETTE CHIN
Did You Know That? Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache
pain almost immediately-without the unpleasant side effects caused by
traditional "pain relievers."
Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns?
Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with
mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoids
peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose.
Achy muscles from about of the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon of horseradish in = a
cup
of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as massage
oil, for instant relief for aching muscles.
Sore Throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and take
1 tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.
Cu-e urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two tablets
in
a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer
begins
eliminating urinary tract infections almost instantly even though the
product
was never been advertised for this use.
Eliminate puffiness under your eyes..... All you need is a dab of
Preparation
H, carefully rubbed into the skin, avoiding the eyes. The hemorrhoid
ointment
acts as a vasoconstrictor, relieving the swelling instantly.
Honey remedy for skin blemishes... Cover the blemish with a dab of honey
and place a band-aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skin,
sterile, and speeds healing. Works overnight.
Listerine therapy for toenail fungus... Get rid of unsightly toenail
fungus by soaking your toes in Listerine mouthwash. The powerful Listerine
therapy for toenail fungus leaves your toenails looking healthy again. Easy
eyeglass protection... To prevent the screws in eyeglasses from loosening,
apply
a small drop of Maybelline Crystal Clear nail polish to the threads of the
screws before
tightening them.
Coca-Cola cure for rust... Forget those expensive rust removers. Just
saturate an abrasive sponge with Coca Cola and scrub the rust stain. The
phosphoric acid in the coke is what gets the job done.
Cleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer... If menacing bees, wasps,
hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home and you can't find the
insecticide, try a spray of Formula 409. Insects drop to the ground
instantly.
Smart splinter remover... just pour a drop of Elmers Glue all over the
splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue off the skin. The splinter
sticks to the dried glue.
Hunt's tomato paste boil cure... cover the boil with Hunt's tomato
paste as a compress. The acids from the tomatoes soothe the pain and bring
the boil to a head.
Balm for broken blisters... To disinfect a broken blister, dab on a few
drops of Listerine... a powerful antiseptic.
Heinz vinegar to heal bruises... Soak a cotton ball in white vinegar and
apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. The vinegar reduces the blueness and
speeds up the healing process.
Kills fleas instantly. Dawn dish washing liquid does the trick. Add a
few drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse well
to avoid skin irritations. Goodbye fleas.
Eliminate ear mites... All it takes is a few drops of Wesson corn oil in
your cat's ear. Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat
daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites,
and accelerates healing.
Vaseline cure for hair balls..... To prevent troublesome hair balls,
apply a dollop of Vaseline petroleum jelly to your cat's nose. The cat
will lick off the jelly, lubricating any hair in its stomach so it can
pass easily through the digestive system.
Quaker Oats for fast pain relief.... It's not for breakfast anymore!
Mix 2 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the
microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly, and apply the mixture to your hands
for soothing relief from arth-itis pain. If you send this to 15 people
and only one of them doesn't know about this, then it was all worth it.
(JW Here is a thing that I've learned before. If your defication that
comes from your body at the toilet smells bad, do the following: Mix 3
tabelspoons of Heinz's apple cider vinegar with 3 tablespoons of honey in
a large glass of water, and then sip it down slowly. This will kill the
putrifying type of bacteria that is in your intestines. Do this every
hour for about 3 hours. Next eat some yogurt which will supply you
with some good type of bacteria that will cause your excrete to smell
good again. If you don't like yogurt then buy some fresh Acidophilus
pills that are taken from a refrigerator in a health food store. Each
tablet contains over 3 billion living microorganisms.)
John Winston. ***@mlode.com
June 14, 2005.
Here are some old wifes tales that may just work.
............................................................................
....
............................................................................
....
From: l Subject: Cur-s Message, "cu-es"
SHARING LIGHT, LEE GUILMETTE CHIN
Did You Know That? Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache
pain almost immediately-without the unpleasant side effects caused by
traditional "pain relievers."
Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns?
Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with
mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoids
peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose.
Achy muscles from about of the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon of horseradish in = a
cup
of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as massage
oil, for instant relief for aching muscles.
Sore Throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and take
1 tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.
Cu-e urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two tablets
in
a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer
begins
eliminating urinary tract infections almost instantly even though the
product
was never been advertised for this use.
Eliminate puffiness under your eyes..... All you need is a dab of
Preparation
H, carefully rubbed into the skin, avoiding the eyes. The hemorrhoid
ointment
acts as a vasoconstrictor, relieving the swelling instantly.
Honey remedy for skin blemishes... Cover the blemish with a dab of honey
and place a band-aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skin,
sterile, and speeds healing. Works overnight.
Listerine therapy for toenail fungus... Get rid of unsightly toenail
fungus by soaking your toes in Listerine mouthwash. The powerful Listerine
therapy for toenail fungus leaves your toenails looking healthy again. Easy
eyeglass protection... To prevent the screws in eyeglasses from loosening,
apply
a small drop of Maybelline Crystal Clear nail polish to the threads of the
screws before
tightening them.
Coca-Cola cure for rust... Forget those expensive rust removers. Just
saturate an abrasive sponge with Coca Cola and scrub the rust stain. The
phosphoric acid in the coke is what gets the job done.
Cleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer... If menacing bees, wasps,
hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home and you can't find the
insecticide, try a spray of Formula 409. Insects drop to the ground
instantly.
Smart splinter remover... just pour a drop of Elmers Glue all over the
splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue off the skin. The splinter
sticks to the dried glue.
Hunt's tomato paste boil cure... cover the boil with Hunt's tomato
paste as a compress. The acids from the tomatoes soothe the pain and bring
the boil to a head.
Balm for broken blisters... To disinfect a broken blister, dab on a few
drops of Listerine... a powerful antiseptic.
Heinz vinegar to heal bruises... Soak a cotton ball in white vinegar and
apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. The vinegar reduces the blueness and
speeds up the healing process.
Kills fleas instantly. Dawn dish washing liquid does the trick. Add a
few drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse well
to avoid skin irritations. Goodbye fleas.
Eliminate ear mites... All it takes is a few drops of Wesson corn oil in
your cat's ear. Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat
daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites,
and accelerates healing.
Vaseline cure for hair balls..... To prevent troublesome hair balls,
apply a dollop of Vaseline petroleum jelly to your cat's nose. The cat
will lick off the jelly, lubricating any hair in its stomach so it can
pass easily through the digestive system.
Quaker Oats for fast pain relief.... It's not for breakfast anymore!
Mix 2 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the
microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly, and apply the mixture to your hands
for soothing relief from arth-itis pain. If you send this to 15 people
and only one of them doesn't know about this, then it was all worth it.
(JW Here is a thing that I've learned before. If your defication that
comes from your body at the toilet smells bad, do the following: Mix 3
tabelspoons of Heinz's apple cider vinegar with 3 tablespoons of honey in
a large glass of water, and then sip it down slowly. This will kill the
putrifying type of bacteria that is in your intestines. Do this every
hour for about 3 hours. Next eat some yogurt which will supply you
with some good type of bacteria that will cause your excrete to smell
good again. If you don't like yogurt then buy some fresh Acidophilus
pills that are taken from a refrigerator in a health food store. Each
tablet contains over 3 billion living microorganisms.)
John Winston. ***@mlode.com